Me, driving: Okay, that wasn’t so bad, thank goodness there isn’t anyone else on the access road.
C-Man, riding shotgun: Yeah, I think the most difficult part of this is going to be getting in and out of the parking lot.
Ahead of us, an ambulance rolls slowly out of the parking lot exit, then does a U-Turn and drives right back in.
C-Man: SEE?!
I swear to God, IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE MY LIFE.
You know, except no one’s entrusted me with a child. (Yet.)