Ungrateful

Me: “God!!!!”

K.: “Yes?”

Me: “If you were really God, you could get rid of all these span tags for me.”

K.: “When a man is given span tags, he has them forever. When they are taken away without any work on his part… he’s… an ungrateful… (pause)… fuck!”

Me: “You have no idea where you’re going with that, do you?”

K.: “Nope.”