Two Conversations I’ve Overheard C-Man Having With the Baby During Diaper Changes

C-Man: Those are some awfully jumpy legs you’ve got there, son.

Baby: Southside Jumpylegs Crew! Southside Jumpylegs Crew 4-ever!

C-Man: Don’t you wish you were doing some calculus homework right now?

Baby: I laugh at calculus homework, give me some diffy q’s! I’ll knock ’em down!