Thor: If You Survive The First Half, You Might Like It

So, Thor. He’s a god, or maybe a space alien (same difference) from a magical realm called Asgard. He’s going to be king, except he’s a bit impulsive and loves a big fight, so his dad sends him to Earth in hopes that he will grow the fuck up.

I did not have high hopes for Thor, mostly to avoid them getting dashed. It’s a good thing, too. If the second about-half of the film had been like the first about-half, I would have come home and written a review full of bleak despair for the future of Marvel adaptations. The low expectations cushioned the disappointment.

Note to filmmakers: that much exposition and backstory right up front? Not welcome, and not necessary. Condense! Every minute you’re using for lead-in is a minute you don’t have to make the rest of the film compelling.

For example, five more minutes of time actually spent on Thor would have been super helpful. His character development is given such short shrift! Scenes that could have given us some insight into his personality and relationships, such as Thor convincing his posse to invade the Frost Giants’ kingdom, feel barely completed before we rush to the next thing. And while we understand that he’s profoundly affected by being exiled and then denied his hammer, it’s unclear how a day later he’s cheerfully serving breakfast to other people and fully aware of the importance of self-sacrifice. He was a good person at heart before his banishment, just hotheaded and immature, but surely it would take more than a crush on Natalie Portman to get caught up and start prioritizing the well-being of others instead of his own goals? Give me a little more to work with, please.

Loki fares much better, and that’s in part because Tom Hiddleston did such a good job. When you first meet him, you can actually believe that he might be just on this side of the light instead of walking deliberately into darkness. You’re being pushed to root for Thor, but early on you also sympathize with Loki, because he’s RIGHT about Thor, even if it’s awfully convenient for Loki’s own future. His slide into evil is well portrayed, especially his visit to Thor in the S.H.I.E.L.D. holding facility. Chris Hemsworth‘s performance as Thor in that scene convinced me he could have done the job of showing the character grow and change, so it was doubly frustrating that he wasn’t given as much opportunity.

I’m not sure how to explain why the second half of the film felt so much better than the first, aside from “less talk, more action.” It also felt less uneven as the “haha Thor on Earth” comic relief fell away and we spent less time with Natalie Portman complaining. So I left feeling pretty good about the movie as an entertainment experience.

As a Heroine Content experience, though, I was surprised at my mixed feelings.

The casting of Idris Elba as Heimdall, guardian of the bridge, garnered a bit of attention when some racist white people decided to protest it long after he had been cast and the movie was already filmed. That bit of casting, and all the press I saw from people involved with the film about the controversy, had given me a warm fuzzy feeling. If you want to cast someone who no one’s going to fuck with, of course you cast Idris Elba! Because who would fuck with him? He’s awesome! Beyond that, Thor’s posse includes Jaimie Alexander, a white woman, as Sif, and Tadanobu Asano, an extremely accomplished Japanese male actor, as Hogun.

Does Sif get her fair share of fighting time? Yes! Yay! And I liked her personality, though I would wish for some actual arm muscles too.

Is Hogun a ninja? No! Yay! Like with Agent Zero in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, it’s nice to see an Asian man playing a fighter without being the stereotype. He doesn’t get a lot of dialogue, but I enjoyed his presence.

But… does Sif, the only woman, need to be saved early in the first fight? Yes! And when Thor shows up in New Mexico, a state with an extremely large Hispanic population, can you spot any people of color in the whole town? Umm… (If you saw it and noticed something I didn’t, please let me know.) I don’t want to discount Heimdall, Sif, and Hogun. They could easily have been replaced by white male characters. Natalie Portman’s character is an astrophysicist, whereas she could have been a waitress in town and still the love interest. But as almost always, it would have been nice to see a little more reality in the faces on screen.

However, for a story about a white guy, it does include an ass-kicking woman, and some men of color being awesome. The filmmakers did some casting against audience expectations in a film based on a source material with a lot of rabid fans, and for that I give them credit. My expectations were just too high given the Idris Elba incident.

I’m not sure I would recommend this unless you’re a Marvel fan, since there is that first half to contend with, but I’ll give it three stars.

This post was originally published on Heroine Content, a feminist and anti-racist movie blog that ran from July 2006 to May 2012.

6 thoughts on “Thor: If You Survive The First Half, You Might Like It

  1. Ide Cyan

    There isn’t much importance given to the relationships between female characters, but the movie still manages to pass the Bechdel test in its opening minutes, which was nice.

  2. Maverickman874

    Just a minor correction it’s Hogun not Hasoun. Yeah, movie could have used longer runtime. I read somewhere that scenes with Frigga were left on the cutting room floor.

  3. Kimberly Chapman

    1) Thanks for this info. I’m relegating Thor to the “will get free from the library eventually, when I have time and remember.”

    2) You forgot to mention the plus that Christian Bale is not in it.

    3) Awesome meeting you tonight, for the copious swearing alongside the fantastic nerdery, and I totally want to hang with you sometime.

    4) Speaking of non-Wolverine Jackman movies, have you heard him sing? Oklahoma is a bit goofy as a musical but Jackman singing is very thigh-wetting.

    5) To save you a google search:

    6) There is no rule 6.

  4. UncannyDerek

    You are spot-on with how quickly Thor changes in person. Definitely more character build up would have been appreciated.

    I liked the subtleties with the Warrior’s Three though. Although Volstagg probably had the most speaking roles, Fandral decided to kneel first to Loki, while Hogun’s silent stares definitely add to the characters without having to add extra time to develop them. With Sif, at the end of the film when she speaks with Frigga, the stare she gives Thor over his infatuation with Jane Foster shows me that she has feelings for him. Not to mention the few other looks she gave him throughout the film.

    As for the Heroine Content – I did not see any person of race in town. I also thought that Sif was done very well and tastefully so. She wasn’t reliant on men necessarily as she says herself when correcting Thor that he helped her. And when she does need saving, she’s not alone, so I wouldn’t say she was pegged to be a helpless woman. To top it off, she or any woman in the film were not dressed provocatively at all.

  5. Skye

    @UncannyDerek: The Thor sidekicks should have gotten more time! You are 100% right about all the subtleties, that’s part of why Sif and Hogun had an impact bigger than the number of spoken lines would have predicted. Sif was definitely not pegged as a helpless woman, I just wish someone else had gone down first in that fight! :(

    I agree that the clothes on all of the women, Asgardian and otherwise, were really appropriate to their characters and that was a nice change of pace.

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