I think you forgot something, sir

C-Man and his friend The Professor call this “The Pantsless Grappler.”

From The Daily Nexus Online, UC Santa Barbara’s Student Newspaper, Police Blotter, November 4 2004:

Two deputies responded to reports of intoxicated subjects fighting at an apartment on the 6500 block of Cervantes Dr. The officers arrived at the residence and observed two men grappling on the floor through the window of the apartment.

As officers watched, the first subject, a 22-year-old man, placed his sparring partner in an “ankle lock,” causing the man to scream and “tap out.” After the bout ended, the first man, whose friend outweighed him by 60 to 80 pounds, said he could “fuck him up” because of his superior fighting skills.

It only gets better from there.