My sister has decided to clarify this comment, which I posted a year and a half ago after receiving it in one of her more random emails:
Stay away from generic wipes. You can make your own wipes. The only challenging part is cutting apart the paper towel roll. D. used a table saw.
The cutting was necessary simply because I didn’t have a bowl big enough to hold a paper towel roll and I couldn’t manage to cut the roll apart with anything less than a table saw. Although I didn’t really try an ax and I don’t know how to use a chainsaw. So, basically, I had only tried scissors. In my defense, I was going on 3 years without sleep at the time.
I’m not sure I feel any better.