Me, removing Cheerios box from cabinet: (annoyed noise, hard to transcribe)
Me: I put it away upside down.
C-Man: It wasn’t me, I didn’t do it!
Me: I said, I put it away. You were on the moon, with Steve.
Me: This is one of the things that depresses me about my life. You refuse to watch Eddie Izzard enough times to learn all the jokes, so you’ll know when I make one.
C-Man: I’ll trade you if you learn how Virtua Fighter works.