Sometimes it takes me a while to catch on

From a Google chat:

Me: i should get that done but i’m too lazy.

Friend: you are not at all lazy. you couldn’t even dress up as lazy for halloween.

Me: that’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me.

Friend: and you are smokin hot gorgeous! but i’m not hitting on you. so don’t go filing anything.

Me: what kind of drugs are you on today?