A few quick posts I enjoyed lately, with my own titles:
I dare you to start using this phrase.
Next time, the note will be from the salad I forgot in the back of the fridge.
I so can’t wait until Boy Detective talks back if he’s going to be this clever.
Yes, but almost any answer is correct.
Note that she grew up like I did, using “coke” as a generic. When specificity is called for, though, she uses the actual name of the product in question.
Brian and I laugh because one time, his grandma entered the room and announced, “Someone needs to eat these oranges, they’re almost rotten!”
I also refer to them as pop cans, from growing up in the backwoods of Michigan starting at age 5. Drives my husband insane.