Saturday Good Writing #19

I haven’t done one of these in a while, but I cleaned out my account yesterday and look what I found…

Checking in with Gary Neiwand on I’M ON YOUR COMPUTER:

Neiwand assumes a fighting stance. IOYC eyes him warily – has riding a bike increased his ability to fuck up? Is he viewing this whole contest from the perspective of a velodrome??

Bourne vs. Bond: no contest by Maryann Johnson on her blog Flick Filosopher. I love her writing about film.

In which we name and shame by Lady Bracknell:

If there’s an innocent interpretation of this which the red mist of my incandescent rage is preventing me from seeing, then by all means bring it to my attention.

I am Paris Hilton by Jon Swift:

Who among us cannot imagine ourselves in Paris Hilton’s Manolo Blahnik pumps? It does not stretch the imagination to see ourselves driving our Bentley to buy a cheeseburger late at night and getting pulled over for the second time in less than a year and charged with driving without a license after it was suspended for driving while intoxicated. There but for the grace of God, go I.

Have a good day, y’all.