Y’all,
I’m very sorry my dogs tracked all the mud in the universe into my house. I know this means there won’t be any mud left for your dogs to track into your houses, and I am aware that this is quite inconsiderate. However, I cannot promise that it will not happen again. Around dinnertime, would be my guess.
Thanks for understanding,
Me
Luckily, your dogs left just enough mud for mine to track in their fair share. With extra for the bloodhound.