Possible Titles For A Post About My Weekend

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t take your kid to the emergency room on Saturday night.

It turns out I don’t hate yard work, I just hate summer.

How much of your house can a vine assimilate before it has to start paying rent?

Dear lettuce plant, I am sorry for accidentally crushing you to death with mulch.

Why my husband is not allowed to buy a wicked cool Japanese knife “for the yard.”

How potty breaks for Boy Detective became requirements instead of suggestions.

I love my new laundry detergent THIS MUCH.

Why nachos are an appropriate dinner for a three year old.

My child asked for a goodnight hug “from the spaceship.” #geekierthanyou

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