Me: (Blah blah blah) “I’m Afraid of Americans” (blah blah) Trent Reznor (blah blah blah) David Bowie.
C-Man: That’s David Bowie?
Me: Of course that’s David Bowie. How did you not know that was David Bowie?
C-Man: I guess it does kind of sound like him.
Me (JOKING!): You probably think it was just David Bowie doing “Under Pressure.”
C-Man (NOT JOKING!): Who else was it?
Me: QUEEN! DAVID BOWIE AND QUEEN!
C-Man: I thought I remembered something about that because of that Vanilla Ice lawsuit.