Delaware Ruins Everything

On Route #3 Bus, Burnet/Manchaca, southbound, morning, re: admission to the University of Texas at Austin: Girl: I just need to be a foreign student and then I’ll get in. Don’t we have a quota on foreign students or something? Boy: Ummm…. no, I don’t think so. Girl: Or people from Delaware or something?

Canine Reprogramming

If anyone knows a humane method for convincing a dog that big fat juicy snails are Not Interesting, please drop me a line. I don’t mind her smelling them, and if she licks one I can always brush her teeth, but I would hate for her to eat one. It’s just too French. I mean Freedom.

Science Meets Fashion

It’s unfortunate that there’s no article, but The Toque’s headline “Queer Eye For Bill Nye The Science Guy” was enough to make my day.

I’m In Love

I know, I said I would be single for a while. But how can I resist anyone who engages in Extreme Ironing? Surely there will be a personal ads section on this site soon…

Earning My Geek Shirt?

I paid the nice folks at Six Apart to install Movable Type for me because I am not skilled or knowledgeable enough to do it myself. But I have now used the support forums to research and implement a change to my RSS feed (I hope) and also to stop the comments feature from creating a mailto link when people… Read more »