Get up with the baby just after midnight.
Get up with the baby again at 3:30.
Get up with the baby for good at 7:00.
Arrive at the park with baby and husband, realize that everyone there knows each other and your husband is dressed funny.
Put baby down for a nap and work for two hours.
Get baby up from nap.
Try to fall down the stairs while holding baby. Land on tailbone and back of your head a couple of times as you bounce. (Baby is unharmed, luckily, but was terrified.)
Spend rest of the day hungry and in pain.
Put baby to bed early.
When dog throws up on floor, clean it up because husband is already in bed.