Me: He had falafel?
C-Man: A little taste. Really he had a lot of cheese. He wanted BIG pieces.
Me: Maybe we should communicate better among all the adults so we actually know what he’s had during the day. Imagine if he had that much cheese at every meal today and we’re not offering him anything else.
C-Man: Look, he didn’t eat the whole [apple] pie, that’s all I’m saying.
Me: He couldn’t have eaten the whole pie.
C-Man: Dude, he totally could have, you weren’t there. He was using his 18 charisma to get that pie.