C-Man: You’re wearing your hair up. I hadn’t seen you wear it up since you got it cut, I don’t think.
Me: I’m wearing it up every time I come home from the gym. I wore it up the other day when I was working and I hadn’t taken a shower that morning. I’ve worn it up several other times.
C-Man, warily: Okayyyyyyy…
Me: You never pay any attention to me.
C-Man: WHAT?!
Me: (just laughter)