I have to make my own fun

C-Man: You’re wearing your hair up. I hadn’t seen you wear it up since you got it cut, I don’t think.

Me: I’m wearing it up every time I come home from the gym. I wore it up the other day when I was working and I hadn’t taken a shower that morning. I’ve worn it up several other times.

C-Man, warily: Okayyyyyyy…

Me: You never pay any attention to me.

C-Man: WHAT?!

Me: (just laughter)