Lying In Bed, Trying to Entertain The Baby Without Getting Up

C-Man: Boy Detective, you’re so wiggly.

Boy Detective (via mom): I’ve been lying here for an hour and fifteen minutes with nothing to do!

Me: This is what happens when you run your minions into the ground, Boy Detective.

C-Man: You need to cultivate your minions as a resource.

Boy Detective (via dad): Dance, minions, dance!