Because I Love You

I got up at 4am on Thursday and sat through a two day conference in Houston so you didn’t have to miss this comment:

“Money isn’t the elephant in the room. Money is the wooly mammoth wearing a tie-dyed t-shirt that is tied to the blimp that’s on FIRE that’s circling above us.”

It was in reference to the Texas state budget, of course, and I could die happy today if I’d been the one to say it.

(I have not blogged much lately because everything on the right side of my body between my neck and fingertips is trying to kill me. Or force me to carve it out so it can pursue a more fulfilling destiny than being attached to my body. I can’t tell which.)