I Live In Fear Of All These Things

1. Something bad happening to my kid.

2. Libertarians taking over the country.

3. Discovering in my 40s that I was just as self-absorbed and horrible in my 30s as I was in my 20s, and thus all my self-congratulation in my 30s about finally becoming a reasonable human being were delusional. And then having the cycle repeat in my 50s.

4. That I will be required to eat kale every day to stave off a deadly disease.

5 thoughts on “I Live In Fear Of All These Things”

Angela (Cottage Magpie) November 30, 2011 at 12:38 am

I’m with you on 1-3. I used to be afeared of kale, but then our CSA guy told us to try a wilted kale salad. We were VERY skeptical. But it’s delicious! I really like it. Worth a short.

~Angela~
Skye November 30, 2011 at 7:25 am

You know that “wilted” is bad, right? ;)
Sigrid November 30, 2011 at 8:11 am

Ahahahhaahahahhahahahhahaha.

Solidarity, yo. Solifuckingdarity.
Sarah M. November 30, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Ugh. Kale. *shudder* we were in a CSA one year that grew a lot of kale…I tried, I really did, but just…no.
mother-of-3 December 4, 2011 at 9:46 am

LOL I agree! :-)

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