Dear The Dog,
I thought I would check your horoscope and see what you can expect in the near future, especially since we are going out of town for the weekend and leaving you here. Lilysea checks her baby’s horoscope, so why shouldn’t I do it for you? And her choice of Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology seems as good a choice as any.
You are an Aquarius, and this is your horoscope for the week of June 29th (weeks start on Thursdays, apparently):
When you obsess on your adversaries, you risk becoming like them. The more you shape your life through your responses to things you don’t like, you invite them to define your destiny. You’ll have to be on guard against falling prey to this mistake in the coming weeks, Aquarius. While I don’t suggest that you totally ignore the forces that oppose you, neither do I recommend that you regularly wake up in the middle of the night and spend hours plotting your next ten moves against them. Confine your scheming to a circumscribed period–say every Saturday between 11:30 a.m. and noon–and devote the rest of your time to creating what you love.
I’m a bit frightened now…
Your Mom (a.k.a. the force that often opposes you)