Convert your toddler’s crib into a bed two nights before your husband goes on a business trip.
Wait, no, I have a better awesome idea!
Make sure that the toddler in question is known for being extremely active in his sleep.
Wait, no, I have an even BETTER awesome idea!
Make sure that you’ve hit the point in your insomnia cycle where the maximum you can sleep at any one time is 5 hours, which doesn’t even happen every night, and the idea of taking Lunesta is so sweet that it almost makes your hands shake.
Oh, no, wait, I can totally top that.
Make no backup plan whatsoever for what happens when your toddler keeps falling out of bed.
Once an hour.
Because no one could see THAT coming.