You know where the longest traffic light is?

At the intersection where you were on your way home from the gym, but forgot you were supposed to go by the library, so you pull up into first place in the turn lane just as the light turns red, and then you realize you need to go straight so you kind of turn and roll your car forward until it’s halfway into the lane you really want to be in since there’s no one there, except it means you roll forward a bit over the stop line…

…and a COP pulls up behind you in the turn lane where the back half of your car is?

THAT intersection. The lights are reaaaaalllly long there.