C-Man: I just had a veggie burger for dinner yesterday.
Me: I didn’t. I had…umm…
C-Man: Junk food?
Me: A handful of jellybeans.
C-Man: That’s what you had for dinner?!
Me: And I didn’t feel all that great afterwards, I tell ya. I probably won’t eat jellybeans again for about 24 hours.
C-Man: I’m not leaving you alone in the house to eat dinner anymore.
Well, if you were eating Jellybellies, you had lime, cantaloupe, cherry, strawberry (but probably in daquiri form), coconut and grape to name a few. There has to be some good in that!
Alas, it was Starburst jellybeans. I’ll have to choose more wisely next time.