C-Man: I just had a veggie burger for dinner yesterday.
Me: I didn’t. I had…umm…
C-Man: Junk food?
Me: A handful of jellybeans.
C-Man: That’s what you had for dinner?!
Me: And I didn’t feel all that great afterwards, I tell ya. I probably won’t eat jellybeans again for about 24 hours.
C-Man: I’m not leaving you alone in the house to eat dinner anymore.