Hey, what a coincidence, there’s a car with a vegan sticker in the parking lot of this restaurant where I’m meeting someone who used to be vegan for dinner.
Oh, right, we’re meeting at Veggie Heaven.
Hey, this boy is cute but he likes backpacking. God, that sounds so difficult and exhausting.
Oh, right, I carry a backpack full of stuff every day.
Hey, no one has any big paper clips, and I really need some.
Oh, oops, no one has any because I stole the box in January and put it on my desk.