Me: How are you?
Dog Two: Fine.
Me: I ask because we’ve been outside for a while, and the mosquitoes are kind of biting the fuck out of me, and you haven’t yet gone to the bathroom.
Dog Two: I’m eating a leaf right now.
Me: I can see that.
Dog Two: Can we go in?
Me: I don’t think so. Remember yesterday when you went inside and then we had to clean up after you?
Dog Two: Hey, there’s a bird!
Me: Yes, it’s very nice. Do you need to do anything out here?
Dog Two: What’s this on the pavement?
Me: A dead bug, and you don’t need any.
Dog Two: Hey, I have to pee!
When you starting posting dialogs between The Dog and Dog Two, then I’ll be worried. :)
Now I’m gonna have to write one of these…
This is wonderful! Thanks for the laugh. I live with three dogs…and can certainly relate to all your doggie posts.
Come visit me at “A Three Dog Life”
http://www.pjblue2@wordpress.com
I’m going to add you to my blogroll…as soon as I figure out how to do that.