His enthusiasm, though, has been unmatched since he discovered knock-knock jokes:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish who?
ONE TIME A VAMPIRE FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE WATER AND TRIED TO BITE YOU!
For those playing along at home, this one was circa fall 2012 while I was on hiatus from blogging. But trust me, we haven’t gotten much further since then.
My son’s favorite joke at your son’s age:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
PEANUT ON THE NOGGIN HEAD *hysterical laughing*
Now I can’t let Boy Detective read my blog because he will find that joke and it will become his favorite thing.