Identity theft: I may be part of the problem

I just tossed my old health insurance card into the trash.

C-Man, on the other hand, cut his in half strategically to destroy key pieces of information and discarded half of it in this week’s trash, saving the other half for next week’s trash.

I kind of see his point, but whoever steals mine isn’t going to get very far in perpetrating a crime. They’re going to be WAY too stoned on the Vicodin I also threw away in that bag.