The Grabbing Hands Grab All They Can

Me: Boy Detective, this would be a lot cuter if you weren’t also yanking on a handful of my hair.

Boy Detective: I’m cuddling you, Mom!

Me: Is this really what cuddling is like?

Boy Detective: Now I’m trying to cuddle your eyeball!

[Update, four years later: For this one, I’m SURE his father was doing Boy Detective’s part…]