I would get insurance money for that, right? Or at least it would destroy the horrible deck?

Mother in Law: I can’t believe how much Johnson grass I pulled up out there.

Me: I give up for this year.

Mother in Law: I just remember how much I pulled out in the spring when Boy Detective and I would be outside on the deck.

Me: My new plan for the yard is for a helicopter to crash into it.

2 thoughts on “I would get insurance money for that, right? Or at least it would destroy the horrible deck?”

Bachelor Girl October 12, 2009 at 10:08 pm

I remember when I was a teenager and my parents were in the middle of a remodel, my mom standing, sobbing, in the middle of her carpet-less living room with bare concrete floors and wailing, “I WISH IT WOULD JUST CATCH FIRE.”
S. Le October 15, 2009 at 9:32 am

My plan is similar to yours. If I have some grass and plants, that is good enough, yeah?

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