Four Years Ago Today

This is what we said:

Officiant (C-Man’s Aunt Diane): C-Man, do you come here, of your own free will, not any alien mind control or untoward duress, with love in your heart and the intent to marry Skye?

C-Man: I do.

Officiant: Skye, do you come here of your own free will with love in your heart and the intent to marry C-Man, and do you believe you will continue to love him even when he leaves cabinet doors open or piles books on the coffee table?

Skye: I do.

Officiant: C-Man and Skye, you have both confirmed your intent to marry. Now I am going to ask you to repeat after me your wedding vows to each other.

I C-Man, take you Skye, to be my wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, For Better, and for Worse, For Richer, and for Poorer, In Sickness, and In Health

To love and to Cherish as long as we both shall Live. I also promise to help you check things off the list.

I Skye, take you C-Man, to be my husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, For Better, and for Worse, For Richer, and for Poorer, In Sickness, and In Health, To love and to Cherish as long as we both shall Live. I also promise to do my best not to crush your inner anarchist.

C-Man, I would tell you how much I love you here, but you don’t read my blog so you’d never see it!