And his fingernails are sharp!

Me: Do you need anything from Goodwill?

C-Man: Don’t think so.

Me: I was going to offer to get you a set of calipers, except you found yours. And I don’t have any idea what calipers are.

C-Man: They’re sort of a pinching thing with a ruler.

Me: So if we gave Boy Detective a ruler, he’d be a set of calipers?