CNN: Explorers find world’s deepest hole.
Wouldn’t you know it? It’s got LEECHES at the bottom!
That’s why people should never go outside.
[Update, January 8th – the CNN link died, here’s a pdf version.]
CNN: Explorers find world’s deepest hole.
Wouldn’t you know it? It’s got LEECHES at the bottom!
That’s why people should never go outside.
[Update, January 8th – the CNN link died, here’s a pdf version.]
I should add that it’s “one of the largest known colonies of subterranean leeches.” Just for the sake of completeness.
Quote (approximately) Bill and Ted:
“Whoa, this is a totally deep hole!”
“Yeah!”