After the baby with a terrible cold had successfully avoided having his nose suctioned out…
Me: Yes, you won. It’s a pyrrhic victory, though.
Baby (voiced by dad): A parrot victory?
C-Man: Son, you’re a ninja, not a pirate, you don’t need a parrot. You can have a parrot if you want one, but they’re a lot of work. It’s not all yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.