Excerpt of dog’s activities for the day:
- Thrash violently at any movement by girl while dog and girl are on couch, as if afraid to be crushed.
- Lie placidly in bathroom doorway as girl steps over dog repeatedly to get in and out of bathroom.
- Pretend to find food on kitchen floor and lick linoleum.
Excerpt of girl’s activities for the day:
- Look at precariously balanced, delicate object perched on ledge in home.
- Conclude that there is insufficient space on ledge for additional object.
- Place additional object on ledge.
- Yell “Oh f&*k g@dammit!” as delicate object falls over onto computer monitor, throwing the small metal objects it previously contained across desk and onto floor.
- Retrieve and replace small metal objects in delicate object and delicate object on ledge.
- Retrieve small plastic bust of Darth Maul and replace on top of monitor.
I think The Dog is winning.