Dog and Duck

Dear The Dog,

You know this picture is a lie.

The Dog with a rubber duck

You look aloof here, unconcerned. But we both know what really happens. Around 8:00 in the evening, you pick up the duck (the same duck that you are so casual about in this photo!) and run around the apartment. Around and around. Again and again. Whining continuously.

What IS that ABOUT?