Design Challenges

Me: It’s hard, because I don’t want flowers, but there aren’t very many things you can put a few of on there. I don’t want flowers, I don’t want stars, what’s left?

C-Man: Kelp.

Me: What?

C-Man: Kelp.

Me: I don’t know what a kelp looks like.

C-Man: Like an underwater grassy thing.

Me: Kelp isn’t a thing. It’s “some kelp.”

C-Man: True.

Me: I don’t want any mass nouns.

C-Man: Fine, tell her to put some kelps in there.