Me: It’s hard, because I don’t want flowers, but there aren’t very many things you can put a few of on there. I don’t want flowers, I don’t want stars, what’s left?
Me: I don’t know what a kelp looks like.
C-Man: Like an underwater grassy thing.
Me: Kelp isn’t a thing. It’s “some kelp.”
Me: I don’t want any mass nouns.
C-Man: Fine, tell her to put some kelps in there.