Dear Spiders

We need to talk.

I realize that your presence in such great numbers in my house means that there must be lots of tasty snacks here. I realize that without your presence, those tasty snacks would be flying, creeping, or crawling around in my house. So I am disposed to tolerate your presence.

However, it would be appreciated if you could keep all of your houses up high, instead of continuing to gunk up the area under the kitchen cabinets. Your sticky webs trap dog hair, and then the baby gets into it, and yeeechhhh.

Thanks for considering my proposal.

p.s. Where were you when those big ugly black flies snuck in? Do your job!