The Day After Trash Day

Me: The next time I say “I cleaned everything out of the fridge,” please ask me “Are you sure?”

C-Man: And then when you get offended, I should remind you of this conversation.

Me: Exactly. And then I will say “Oh, good point! You are terribly clever. And good looking.”

C-Man: I’m glad to see that being sick has not damaged your sense of humor.

[Updated to clarify: “cleaned everything out of the fridge” means “threw out all potentially hazardous items,” not “removed everything and washed shelves.” Removing all dangerous items right before the trash is picked up is compelling enough to do even when I’m sick. I am not so motivated that I actually CLEAN the fridge when I’m sick.]

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