C-Man: For $30 for a 6 pound package, that better show up tomorrow wrapped in gold leaf. Me: It better have a pie in it.
Me: I would like you to get that bitty laptop up and running for me. C-Man: To take to BlogHer? Me: Yes. And to put stickers all over it. C-Man: What kind of stickers? Me: I don’t know. All I know is that at BlogHer, everyone had laptops with cool stickers on tham and I was SO JEALOUS. C-Man: I’ll… Read more »
Friend: Hello! Am I waking you up? Princess: No, I’m at work. Oh, did you think today was a holiday? Friend: (pause) No, I don’t have any idea what day it is!
Sister: Mom has some maternity clothes for you from me. Don’t get too excited. Me: She warned me. I told her that I was glad it was going to be summer, since your pants would be capris on me. Sister: I actually think I only sent capris because I knew my jeans would be too short. So, I guess they’ll… Read more »
C-Man: Did you get any more sleep? Me: No. C-Man: Was it because of The Dog? Me: No. C-Man: Was it because you’re a cut and run Democrat?
C-Man: We got a big bed so the dog could spread out, right? Me: No. C-Man: I didn’t think so.
Me: This is where I keep the key to the safe deposit box, in case I croak and you need to clean it out. C-Man: I’d rather you didn’t. Me: I’m not planning on it, I have too many hobbies.
Me: What did you do while I was gone? C-Man: I killed a giant pudding.
Me: This spider bite is itching like crazy. C-Man: Want me to cauterize it?
C-Man: If I won a million dollars, would you let me buy a Jag? Me: No. C-Man: Why not? Me: A million dollars is a lot of money, and we would need to make some good decisions about how to manage it for financial security so that I wouldn’t ever have to work again.