When he has a beer before dinner

Me: … That many people don’t even live in Connecticut.

C-Man: That many people do live in Connecticut!

Me: I know, I used to live next door to there. That was a joke.

C-Men: How many people do live in Connecticut?

Me: I will google it. Hmm, 3.5 million. That’s a lot, considering this list has their biggest city at 140,000. How many of those do you need to make 3.5 million?

C-Man: (uncharacteristically long pause) Three.

Me: Um, no. Are you okay?

C-Man: Hey Boy Detective, it’s time to go upstairs and have a beer. I mean a bath. Hahahahaha!

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