The Baby’s Complaints (as far as I can tell)

  • I am trying to eat and my feet won’t stop wiggling and they are DISTRACTING ME.
  • I am trying to eat and my hand won’t stop rubbing my eye and it is DISTRACTING ME.
  • I was eating but then I stopped eating but I WANT TO EAT.
  • I don’t want to eat WOMAN STOP TRYING TO FEED ME.