The only thing I can conclude from reviewing my search logs from all this time is that search engines are really, really bad.
- vin diesel is a gay scientologist
- manucurists programs in chicago
- chocolate apple pie recipe [Granted, I often blog about things I hate.]
- michelangelo’s david refrigerator magnets [Mine came from Italy, try there.]
- dogs can’t talk
- hanna barbera heroines [are awesome.]
- whiskey whisky correct spelling [Like I would know.]
- buy a gom jabbar [Dude, it’s not real!]
- how much did mattel spend to make barbie dvd movie [Does it matter?]
- how to recycle crystal meth [I salute your eco-consciousness, but…]
- 32 2345*3 234= 8
- lizard blog texas princess [Wait, you mean someone got here by searching for this blog? that’s madness!]
- yeti princess
- my other girlfriend has 18 charisma [I hope you found my rant on this and it shook some sense into you.]
- farscape subliminal messages
- computer burning smell [It’s always bad, I promise.]
- offspring’s girlfriend lyrics [As above, I hope you found my rant on this.]
- personal non negotiables [I could do a whole blog on that topic.]
About the crystal meth… that was another in-joke on my trip. In north Georgia, a whole lot of independent convenience stores were raided for supplying meth labs. They’d have all the off-the-shelf items used to make it co-located, and addicts could buy much-larger-than-usual quantities of this stuff. Yow!