Me: Do we have enough tofu in the freezer now, do you feel secure?
C-Man: Are you trying to say something?
Me: We better eat it quick when the Apocalypse comes, because we won’t have electricity anymore.
C-Man: I think that will be the least of our concerns.
Me: I’m detail oriented.
Oooh, thawed-out frozen tofu is awesome for making fake “chicken” salad. You crumble it into a bowl, add mayo, nutritional yeast, pepper, salt, celery, other fibrous veggies, then mix it all together. We’ve done three batches of it so far.
The apocalypse can’t come soon enough, yum!