Adventures in Landscaping

C-Man: I’m kind of wondering when this half broken giant tree branch is going to fall off of this tree.

Me: It’s starting to worry me, with Boy Detective out in the yard so often.

C-Man: Why don’t you get him out of the way and I’ll pull on it-

Me: -and see if it will fall down? Okay.

C-Man: Because what I need, with my shoulder all f*&ked up, is to pull on something over my head.

Me: I’ll do it. Get the kid out of the way, will you?

C-Man: You know, I’m starting to have second thoughts about this plan.