Scene: Bus, as noted above. Enter 23? year old guy, cute, very cheerful, vaguely alterna, carrying a bag with 2 or 3 bags of generic cereal.
Driver: What’d you get?
23: Cereal. But no lady.
23: I went to the HEB, I hoped there would be a lady there for me, it being Valentine’s Day and all.
Driver: Did you get milk?
23: I didn’t need milk! I needed a lady! To go with the cereal.
Other Man: You should go to church.
Driver: He’s on his way home.
23: Maybe that’s it, maybe all the ladies went to my house and they’ll be there when I get home!