#3 Bus, Northbound, 9:41 p.m.

Scene: Bus, as noted above. Enter 23? year old guy, cute, very cheerful, vaguely alterna, carrying a bag with 2 or 3 bags of generic cereal.

Driver: What’d you get?

23: Cereal. But no lady.

Driver: What?

23: I went to the HEB, I hoped there would be a lady there for me, it being Valentine’s Day and all.

Driver: Did you get milk?

23: I didn’t need milk! I needed a lady! To go with the cereal.

Other Man: You should go to church.

Driver: He’s on his way home.

23: Maybe that’s it, maybe all the ladies went to my house and they’ll be there when I get home!