Me: I just cannot wait to see the new G.I. Joe movie.
C-Man: That’s because it’s going to be made of awesome. Who wouldn’t want to see this movie?
Me: Maybe if your parents were killed by ninjas. But then you would have become a ninja yourself, because that’s the only way to avenge them.
C-Man: But if your parents were killed by ninjas, you would want to see ninjas getting chopped up!
Me: You are SO RIGHT!