Hearing people yelling in the street near our loud neighbors’ house, I pull back the office curtain to check it out…
C-Man: I think it’s basketball.
C-Man: Good thing you checked before calling 911 on them again.
Me: I would never call 911 without looking! But yeah, I think calling the cops on your neighbors for playing football would be really embarrassing.
C-Man: Especially in Texas.
Me: I think the cops might arrest ME for that, actually.