Boy Detective: This zombie gets this car, that zombie gets that car.
Me: Hang on, why would zombies need cars? What would they do with them?
Boy Detective: Have a car fight?
Boy Detective: You know what would be a bad idea? A button on the tv remote that says “Light” and what it does is that you push it and it makes the tv screen lighter and lighter until it explodes.
Me: Yeah, that’s a terrible idea. Who would even want to do that?
Boy Detective: Bad guys. Duh.
From early Fall 2012 while I was on hiatus from blogging