I’m not sure he quite gets how this trick is supposed to work…
Boy Detective: You love me, right?
Boy Detective: And you like me, right?
Boy Detective: And you’re eating right now, right?
Boy Detective: Give me a dollar.
Boy Detective (aggrieved): Awwwww, man!
Me: Nice try, though.
Thanks to C-Man for the photo from their recent camping trip.